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 First, thanks to everyone for your kind words and validation on Marty's blog. And thanks to Anderson Cooper, the Producer and executives of CNN who had to endure all the crap thrown at them by the Church of Miscavige since last July.
Early on in Scn-cult I was going to create the “CornCOB Awards” and tonight I think we should go ahead and institute the program. And the first winner is…
Hold on… it’s a five-way tie!
CornCOB Award #1 goes to Tommy “Goober” Davis who said tonight on national TV, “It’s not much of a stretch for them to all get together, corroborate their stories, and find some other people who left years ago… and come to the news media and attack…” and then he forgot to say, “…and fly to the moon on magic fairy wings made of Cheetos carefully sewn together by enchanted toads.”
Okay, Goober… Gomer…. what about the 245 articles now on Scientology-cult all of which corroborate effortlessly in the most minute detail? That level of detail goes WAY beyond several mere IDIOTS getting together, learning their script under threat of expulsion and lying on TV. People that do that, look and act like… they look like… look like… look like you and your four Robo Women we saw tonight on CNN. Their TRs were out, they were mis-emotional, they cut comm, their manners were horrific and their attitude was inhuman.
I think your statement cuts right to the heart of your own little project. Thank you for exposing yourself on national TV. And while you and the Stepford Ex-wives possibly believe your own grand statements, the other 6,245,607,933 inhabitants of earth are going with a different theory: countless eyewitness stories from dozens of people corroborate because… hum… maybe they’re factual?
CornCOB Award #2, 3, 4, and 5 go to the sex-starved divorcees bragging how they’ve slept with a man and so “know every inch of him.” I don’t know why a sequined Magenta didn’t join you along with Frank-N-Furter from the Church of Rocky Horror doing the Time Warp. Outraged but dutiful ex-wives? Or sex-starved maniacal Janets from another galaxy who can’t even dress themselves appropriately?
How is the world supposed to respond to that? This is the script you got from Dave who told you what to say? Here’s some feedback: Your private bedroom sojourns are not really fitting subject for nationwide television nor becoming of a lady.
Bottom line: when the shit was hitting the fan at Int (which for some of us was all the time) those of us on the front line were lucky to even see our spouses for weeks on end. Maybe you didn’t see anything because it’s DARK at 5 am FOUR DAYS LATER when they finally got home. You’d already been sleeping for hours, oblivious except for the juicy briefings you got from Dave at staff meeting. Three hours later you’re gone when your husband is buried in pain after not having slept for 40 + hours. By then, he's hurting so badly from sleep deprivation who cares about a fat lip they got a week ago, which if they mention it, it’s guaranteed to earn them MANY more public beatings.
But even that is a fairy tale, since the truth is if Pope Miscavige takes it upon himself to issue a beating, the victim isn't going to see the inside of his home for weeks or months. He is automatically and instantly declared a “security threat” and confined to the base by Dave’s own standing orders. Maybe that explains the Joker grin on Jenny's face, the eager lust of Cathy Rinder, the pomposity of Kathy Hawkins, and the coke-head/water moccasin charm of Anne Rathbun. Ugly, ladies. Ugly.
So your husbands slept in their office floors or in the filthy trailer infested with spiders and crawling ants.
Since you’re all so full of theories, here’s mine for you: Under the influence of your friend Dave you pathetic cretins forgot what the word “wife” meant and disowned your husbands in violation of every basic Scientology tenant because Dave told you to. You didn’t know what was going on because -- except for some physical familiarity which we don’t want to hear any more about ever again -- you never knew your husbands at all.
Dear Kathy, Jeff said you had a “heart of gold” and Anderson passed along the comment. What do you think the world was thinking when YOU cut off Anderson Cooper after he was gracious enough to have you on his show? How about “GNO!” That’s “gold no more.” (Maybe it was once gold, but now it’s just lead… and lead is toxic.)
The rest of you have hearts of mud… all except Anne (Marty’s ex). Her heart pumps sulfuric acid.
Anne, you have done the amazing thing by winning a second CornCOB Award. I don’t know how it’s even possible to tie with yourself in the same contest, but somehow you’ve done it. You also win the sixth award for grunting pig-like that you know Marty “better than anyone.” Oh yeah, dream on impostor, stewing in your noxious juices. You don’t know anyone.
A real woman stands by Marty now and nothing could tear her away because she is strong, kind, and she knows what it means to
Stand by your man,
And show the world you love him,
Keep giving all the love you can,
Stand by your man.
But that’s not all. Tonight in exchange for bragging about your sexual exploits, and every inch of your Freudian innuendos, you win not only your own CornCOB Award, but a lifetime supply of dick jokes courtesy of every comedian this side of the Red Curtain.
Every time you guys open your mouth, you set a new standard for Scientology: lowest ever.
Written by Thoughtful
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AC360 and the CornCOB Awards
"Scientology has been taken over by a self-appointed dictator, David Miscavige, who has turned the Creed of the Church of Scientology, the Code of a Scientologist, and the Credo of a True Group Member on their heads and instituted the virtual practice of Reverse (Black) Dianetics..." 
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Your brilliant analysis so artfully expressed saves the rest of us the time we would have to take to do it ourselves but could not hope to match your combination of acerbic wit and outrage.
Dan
I can't stop snickering and gafuwing long enough to write anything intellectually inspiring.
'Scuse me now.....Baaaaahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!
If there was real love there, these guys should have taken them with them because if they don't want to not have to look over their shoulder for the rest of their lives, one should take the old lady with him. Otherwise be prepared for them to kick every inch of them you under any and all buses on national TV.
(Is that the reference?)
Truthfully, thank you, Steve. I needed this after last night's shameful display by the leaders [sic] of a group that for so many years I mistakenly thought was still what it presented itself to be. ICK, get it OFF ME!!!
THAT is NOT my sicko mess. I ended the last vestiges of membership with this embarrassing, disgraceful lot. You, minions, are in for a deep rude bitch-slap awakening.
HooWhaaa!
I've known these Desparate Ex wives for years and worked closely with a couple of them in different times.
I don't recognize them now with their current beingness and hard/harshness. There's not much else that can be said that you haven't.
They also prove that what Tommy Davis said about those "outed" responsible for beating up staff and the violence, just did not happen.
Could we call #2-5 awards "Square-inch CornCOB" awards?
But what do you expect from people who have gone into agreement with the viewpoint that the second dynamic is little more than a distraction from the only dynamic that matters- the dave dynamic?
It's not really a third dynamic. It's not really a first. It's sorta a "all dynamics/no dynamics in one." It's what happens when a psychotic individual collapses all his own dynamics, then beats, bullies and threatens those under his power to abandon their own full set of 8+ for the "convenience and ease" of his concentrated version.
The women interviewed have no second dynamic; they are almost a cruel stereotype of women have "gone too long." They obviously have no first, either- who has time? We know that they have a perverted form of a third (the real one was stolen years ago), and by the looks of things they have only contempt for other people, their interviewer, included, so there goes the fourth. I doubt any one of them could keep a houseplant alive and they certainly don't care for pets or take any practical steps to care for the planet in any way, so not much of a 5th or 6th, either.
And I can tell you that without even knowing them, having watched what they were trying to do last night to a few men I for whom I have nothing but admiration, men with whom each of them had previously made a spiritual bond and to whom each has a personal responsiblity, their 7th dynamic is nowhere to be seen. And I suspect they wouldn't know their 8th dynamic if it bit them in the ass. And believe me, it is going to one day do just that.
All in the name of religion.
it's "cowoberate"
We know DM is a high school drop-out, but did Tommyboy finish school?
It was "Devil" Miscavige, the "Pope of Pimps" everywhere.
And his message was clear- "I will take whatever and whoever you love or loved, and this is what I will do to them...."
He has done it to the Tech, the Church, the Staff, and is working on the public.
He is spreading corruption in every direction.
'Nuff said.
You, Marty and Jeff are doing something very significant.
You are eroding away the PTS member base that gives the adoration DM thrives on.
DM is addicted to the standing ovations and thunderous applause when he walks on the stage at INT events.
DM no longer shares the stage with all the key execs ~~ for years he has wanted the applause and praise all for himself.
He wants ADMIRATION.
He is becoming DESPISED.
All those 4-5 day sleep deprivation nights for INT BASE SO CREW to roll out another Puff Piece
of "UNPRECEDENTED EXPANSION" and standing ovations is going to vanish.....
Can he really stand on a stage and do an INT event now...when the world knows him as brutal sadist ? And as DM looks into the eyes of the audience does he know how many read these sites and watch CNN ?
BTW Could you clay-demo this for me please?...
“…and fly to the moon on magic fairy wings made of Cheetos carefully sewn together by enchanted toads.”
:-)
Player Queen:
Both here and hence pursue me lasting strife,
If once I be a widow, ever I be a wife!
Player King:
'Tis deeply sworn. Sweet, leave me here a while,
My spirits grow dull, and fain I would beguile
The tedious day with sleep.
Player Queen:
Sleep rock thy brain,
And never come mischance between us twain!
Hamlet:
Madam, how like you this play?
Queen:
The lady doth protest too much, methinks.
Hamlet Act 3, scene 2, 222–230
The four wives show was the most pathetic display I've seen yet from this black hole calling itself a church. Marty, Mike, Jeff, Amy, et al, thank for your courage and for your integrity. May you thrive and prosper from this moment on.
It's even LESS of a stretch for THEM to all get together in their jail cell at Int, read the stories Davie wants told, and find some other people who are STILL THERE many years later... and come to the news media and do what they always do and are TRAINED to do: LIE!
Anyhow, their "statement" sounds a lot like what THEY DID. Does this remind anyone of the bulletin "The Criminal Mind," much? "A criminal always accuses one of what he's doing himself." -LRH
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